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Compulsory Diversity News: Episode the Ninth

December 31, 2008

VoR radio host Adrean Arlott brings you Compulsory Diversity News. In this episode:

  • Hokey Cokey Pokey: Is this what it has come to? How nursery rhymes become hate speech.
  • D.I.S.A.R.M.: When double arm transplants fail due to racial incompatibility.
  • A Little Piece of History They’ve Forgotten to Alter.

0 hour 27 min.

Compulsory Diversity News: Episode the Eighth

December 17, 2008

VoR radio host Adrean Arlott brings you Compulsory Diversity News. In this episode:

  • Juiced: What Happens in Vegas Doesn’t Always Stay in Vegas.
  • Letters to Diversity: Undeliverable mail addressed to God becomes the property of Israel. Undeliverable mail addressed to Diversity becomes the property of CDN.
  • Color Commentary, Christmas Addition: Kwanzaa – Black Christmas for Black Jesus.

0 hour 32 min.

Compulsory Diversity News: Episode the Seventh

December 10, 2008

VoR radio host Adrean Arlott brings you Compulsory Diversity News. In this episode:

  • She Don’t: When two walk out to proposal rock and only one comes back, what would you think?
  • Racist-o-Meter: A device which calls a spade a spade.
  • A Day without Gays: Proposition 8 has set in motion this year’s queerest revenge scheme.

0 hour 30 min.

Compulsory Diversity News: Episode the Sixth

December 6, 2008

VoR radio host Adrean Arlott brings you Compulsory Diversity News. In this episode:

  • Unsurprisingly Brown Heroes: CNN, not to be confused with the infinitely more respectable CDN, announced their 2008 Hero of the Year. Get out your Diversity Scorecards and play along.
  • Black Friday Augury:
    Q: What do you get the God of Retail who has everything?
    A: A dead Wal-Mart employee.
  • Interminable X-mas Music: Making suicide more palatable since 1929.

0 hour 30 min.

Compulsory Diversity News: Episode the Fifth

November 26, 2008

VoR radio host Adrean Arlott brings you Compulsory Diversity News. In this episode:

  • Frozen Hotdogerella: The newest Disney Princess is revealed.
  • Maniac Mansion: CDN investigates the Montecito Tea Fire, and the destruction of the Christopher Lloyd “Mansion”.
  • Freepudlick – Intentional Misspelling Orthodoxy: Instructions on how to undermine enemy propaganda by deliberately misspelling certain words.
  • Brave New Waterworld – Survivalism: CDN brings you three stories of heroic struggles against the threat of civilization.

0 hour 33 min.

Compulsory Diversity News: Episode the Fourth

November 19, 2008

VoR radio host Adrean Arlott brings you Compulsory Diversity News. In this episode:

  • Punch a Jew Day: This segment includes a pre-recorded speech given at a St. Louis Middle School, just the day before a horrifying anti-Semitic attack at same school.
  • Meat Product Mesmerism: CDN challenges your mental conditioning with an exposé on the use of phallic meat product mind control.
  • Panthera tigris altaica white poweria extrema: A call for the extermination of Siberian Tigers.

0 hour 32 min.

Compulsory Diversity News: Episode the Third

November 12, 2008

VoR radio host Adrean Arlott brings you Compulsory Diversity News. In this episode:

  • Obamas and Rumours of Obamas: CDN examines the myriad internet rumors that so successfully predicted the continuation of the Republican era.
  • The Diversity Comic / Pope: CDN visits the Pacific Northwest’s underground stand-up scene and asks, “What is diversity comedy?”
  • Dear America: CDN comforts the vapid little princess who voted for change last Tuesday.

0 hour 32 min.

Compulsory Diversity News: Episode the Second

October 31, 2008

VoR radio host Adrean Arlott brings you the second episode of Compulsory Diversity News. In this episode:

  • CDN brings you the story of a 7-year-old Australian boy with a future in flattened-reptile taxidermy.
  • Halloween Special: A spooky short story from CDN’s own David Shreck. The Hero Mervin encounters an anti-Semitic pumpkin and must fight back against the Christian neighbor who has a special bond with the pumpkin.

0 hour 33 min.

Compulsory Diversity News: Episode the First

October 31, 2008

VoR radio host Adrean Arlott brings you the first episode of Compulsory Diversity News. In this episode:

  • CDN declares (culture) war upon the Voice of Reason Broadcast Network.
  • The success of outsourcing the space race to India is made evident by a botched phone interview with the director of the Chandrayan Space Project.
  • Color Commentary with Shaniqua McCullough examines the Presidential Election from the perspective of a proud Nubian princess.
  • CDN considers the most sacred pilgrimage site for Western politicians visiting the Holy Land, the Wailing Wall.

0 hour 33 min.

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