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Compulsory Diversity News: Season 2, Episode the Fifth

August 11, 2009

Adrean Arlott brings you:

  • Cash for Clunkers 1858: What could have been, had a federal scrappage program been applied to America’s supply of antiquated, foul vapor emitting “farm equipment”.
  • CDN Story Time: Part 4 – the final installment of Babes in Goyland, A Cautionary Tale

0 hour 30 min.

Contact Adrean: adrean
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Compulsory Diversity News: Season 2, Episode the Fourth

August 4, 2009

Adrean Arlott returns! In this episode:

  • CDN Story Time: Part 3 of Babes in Goyland, A Cautionary Tale

7 MB / 32 kbps mono / 0 hour 29 min.

Contact Adrean: adrean
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Compulsory Diversity News: Season 2, Episode the Third

July 19, 2009

VoR radio host Adrean Arlott brings you Compulsory Diversity News. In this episode:

  • Close Encounters on the Short Bus: When special education teachers are abducted by aliens
  • CDN Story Time: Part 2 of Babes in Goyland, A Cautionary Tale

7 MB / 32 kbps moo / 0 hour 30 min.

Contact Adrean: adrean
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Compulsory Diversity News: Season 2, Episode the Second

July 12, 2009

Adrean Arlott reports:

  • Joyce De Half Witt: Come and knock on her car door – license and registration please.
  • Even Protohumanoid Ape-Creatures Knew How to Bury the Dead: A historically black Chicago cemetery considers leasing its plots by the hour.
  • CDN Story Time: Part 1 of Babes in Goyland, A Cautionary Tale

7 MB / 32 kbps mono / 0 hour 30 min.

Contact Adrean: adrean
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Compulsory Diversity News: Season 2, Episode the First

July 5, 2009

CDN Returns with Season 2!

VoR radio host Adrean Arlott brings you Compulsory Diversity News. In this episode:

  • Hollyweird’s Cutest Children: Who says Jews run Hollywood? We do, of course.
  • The Sometime-Martyrdom of Islamian Tampónpul: We are pretty sure Iran just needs one more Neda before it blows.
  • Independence Day Sweethearts: Letters from lovers separated by war and time demonstrate just how well the American experiment has fared.

7 MB / 32 kbps mono / 0 hour 29 min.

Contact Adrean: adrean
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CDN Schedule Announcement

April 29, 2009

Due to job-related circumstances starting this month, Adrean Arlott has informed us that for the next few weeks, it will not be possible to meet CDN show deadlines regularly. VoR will broadcast new shows if and when Adrean is able to create them; most weeks, however, VoR will be playing selected reruns from the archives. Adrean will return to a regular schedule as soon as he can. Look for an update sometime in July.

Everyone at VoR thanks Adrean for his hard work and a great program to date, and looks forward to his return!

Compulsory Diversity News: Episode the Twenty-second

April 12, 2009

VoR radio host Adrean Arlott brings you Compulsory Diversity News. In this episode:

  • Color Commentary Coup d’état: Shaniqua McCullough takes over the CDN studio and shares her memories of living in the hood with little A’drey’drey.
  • Günter Rasstrator: The joy of shouting “Nazi!” for fun and profit.

0 hour 30 min.

Contact Adrean: adrean
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Compulsory Diversity News: Episode the Twenty-first

April 5, 2009

VoR radio host Adrean Arlott brings you Compulsory Diversity News. In this episode:

  • Jew-Day-O: Daylight come and Jews wan’ go home.
  • The Interminable Egress: An examination of the schizophrenic chameleon of White racial talk show hosts, Mr. Sal Sperber.
  • Let Them Never Eat Cake Again…Ever: Using resurrection as a get out of jail free card.

0 hour 31 min.

Contact Adrean: adrean
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Compulsory Diversity News: Episode the Twentieth

March 24, 2009

VoR radio host Adrean Arlott brings you Compulsory Diversity News. In this episode:

  • CDN’s Retardaganza! It’s like Special Olympics or something!
    The most instantly detestable episode of Compulsory Diversity News – and that’s saying something.

0 hour 30 min.

Contact Adrean: adrean
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Compulsory Diversity News: Episode the Nineteenth

March 17, 2009

VoR radio host Adrean Arlott brings you Compulsory Diversity News. In this episode:

  • Lost in the Shuffle: The 3rd generation iPod Shuffle takes Tad Lumpy Englebert’s breath away.
  • Canned Urban Negress Hunt: Three alternative theories as to how a 31” all-black shaft ended up deep inside a Yonkers Negress.
  • Who Madoff with the family Jew-els? CDN is ready to forgive, are you?

0 hour 33 min.

Compulsory Diversity News: Episode the Eighteenth

March 10, 2009

VoR radio host Adrean Arlott brings you Compulsory Diversity News. In this episode:

  • Dora Exploras Puberty: Mattel and Nickelodeon desperately tighten their grip on their aging demographic, demanding “Remember when we did it?”
  • Obama’s Lincoln Fetish: The ghost of Abraham prefers exorcism to one more night in the Black House.
  • Mulattoes Bearing Gifts: How Obama managed to simultaneously humiliate America and Britain with tacky presents.

0 hour 31 min.

Compulsory Diversity News: Episode the Seventeenth

March 3, 2009

VoR radio host Adrean Arlott brings you Compulsory Diversity News. In this episode:

  • Nonwhites of their Eyes: Detroit residents are upset by a giant set of demonic yellow eyes leering from a black face. Actually, sounds pretty routine for Detroit.
  • Disabling Taboos: How television programming can break down deformity taboos, just as it broke miscegenation taboos – through kink.
  • Jungle Snow Bunnies: Global warming blankets the Washington D.C. area with what we must not assume is snow.

0 hour 30 min.

Compulsory Diversity News: Episode the Sixteenth

February 17, 2009

VoR radio host Adrean Arlott brings you Compulsory Diversity News. In this episode:

  • Octopussy: The 13th James Bond film – and nothing else.
  • Lord of the Mosquitoes: Bill Gates descends into the realm of super villainy in the name of malaria awareness.
  • Bridges TV to Nowhere: Islamic television in America – making Muslim culture your culture.

10 MB / 0 hour 29 min.

Compulsory Diversity News: Episode the Fifteenth

February 10, 2009

VoR radio host Adrean Arlott brings you Compulsory Diversity News. In this episode:

  • Abortion: Some dare call it murder! Diversity calls it tough love in utero.
  • Color Commentary: Special Edition – Valentine Day

0 hour 31 min.

Compulsory Diversity News: Episode the Fourteenth

February 3, 2009

VoR radio host Adrean Arlott brings you Compulsory Diversity News. In this episode:

  • Toxic Nerve Agent 43: My Negro is better than yours!
  • Michael Phelps Apologizes: Unless he’s ready to admit he’s a retard – CDN isn’t listening.
  • Bart Simpson Shills for Scientology: Don’t have a cow, Xenu!

0 hour 28 min.

Compulsory Diversity News: Episode the Thirteenth

January 27, 2009

VoR radio host Adrean Arlott brings you Compulsory Diversity News. In this episode:

  • Bad Week to be a Body Part: What is it with the media’s fascination with dismemberment?
  • Soft Corinthian Leather: Ricardo Matzoball has joined Tattoo in the afterlife.
  • Gaza, Room 101-Style: An interview with CDN’s Islamic Affairs Correspondent, Islamian Tampónpul, takes a turn for the Orwellian.

0 hour 29 min.

Compulsory Diversity News: Episode the Twelfth

January 22, 2009

VoR radio host Adrean Arlott brings you Compulsory Diversity News. In this episode:

  • Hooray for MLK! Get out your MLK piñatas and prepare to celebrate America’s most important national holiday.
  • Hitler’s Drunk Grammy: Who better to care for America’s future dictator?
  • Curse Song for the Day: Improving upon uninspiring mixed-race poetry.

0 hour 30 min.

Compulsory Diversity News: Ep. 12 & Schedule Change

January 22, 2009

This week’s installment of Adrean Arlott’s Compulsory Diversity News, Episode the Twelfth, runs tonight, Thursday, January 22, immediately after the Patriot Dames show, at 11 PM Eastern U.S. time (or some time thereafter). In this episode:

  • Hooray for MLK! Get out your MLK piñatas and prepare to celebrate America’s most important national holiday.
  • Hitler’s Drunk Grammy: Who better to care for America’s future dictator?
  • Curse Song for the Day: Improving upon uninspiring mixed-race poetry.

Don’t miss it!

Schedule Change: Starting next week, Compulsory Diversity News will run every Tuesday at 9 PM Eastern U.S. time.

Compulsory Diversity News: Episode the Eleventh

January 14, 2009

VoR radio host Adrean Arlott brings you Compulsory Diversity News. In this episode:

  • Mansa Musa Obama: America prepares to spend its way out of debt.
  • CDN Special Report: Tad “Lumpy” Englebert reports from a Gazan hospital for white phosphorus victims. His skin grafts are doing nicely.

0 hour 31 min.

Compulsory Diversity News: Episode the Tenth

January 9, 2009

VoR radio host Adrean Arlott brings you Compulsory Diversity News. (Due to the incompetency of an Affirmative Action hire, CDN runs one day late this week.) In this episode:

  • Sabbath at Bernie’s: Bernie Made Off with 50 billion and all Jews everywhere got was yet another reason to kvetch
  • Like Zapatos from Heaven: CDN ponders from whence came 1000 pairs of used shoes spread out on a Florida Highway.
  • Twincredibles: One white + One black + One white + One black = 5

0 hour 29 min.

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